What is it?

I have no idea.

Shirt

Its a shirt:

And it's a good shirt, too, except for that pesky hole in the elbow.

Electric griddle

These things are cool, but this one is half broken and they take up a lot of space:

Giant novelty pencil

It's from Lagoon! Tic Tacs included for size reference.

Book Week: Day 7

This is a great book:

 But, we have several copies of it.

Book Week: Day 6

Here's a little gem:

It's a book of the proceedings from a conference in 1991 that I have never been to, and have no interest it. Compulsive book collecting strikes again!

Book Week: Day 5

Fast forward to 2005. Still drinking the graphing calculator Kool-Aid that was given to me by every single one of my Junior High and High School math teachers, I decided that I needed an updated calculator to get me through college, and foolishly bought an HP 49g+:

This was a terrible calculator. So bad, in fact, that when this calculator died mere weeks after I bought it, it had already been pulled from shelves and replaced with the 50g model. Oh well, free upgrade, and the 50g isn't too bad of a calculator.