Two out of three ain't bad

If you can't read it, this water bottle has the mantra "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" stamped on it:

Usually when I think of the "three R's", I'm thinking about Readin', Ritin', and 'Rithematic (Thank you, Stan and Jan Berenstain), but this eco-friendly version works too. It's like an educational chant, right up there with:

• Stop, Drop, and Roll
• Lather, Rinse, Repeat

and the old classic:

• If it's Yellow, let it Mellow

The words on this bottle have inspired me to (1) reduce the number of water bottles I own by one, and (2) recycle said bottle. The people who made the bottle ought to be proud.