Someone at work was cleaning out their office and offered up this (unworn) shirt to anyone that wanted it:
Like a sucker, I took it -- not realizing that since I primarily wear jeans, wearing this denim-like shirt makes it look like I am wearing a giant denim jumpsuit. This lightly worn shirt will hopefully find a home with someone who wears khakis. And doesn't have a highly developed fashion sense.
Speaking of fashion sense, check out the first paragraph of this article. It's a great vocabulary list of 17th century insults.